alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to pee standing up

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to eat waffles

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!