The power to see through pastry..

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!