The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to control your own mind.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shower naked.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!