the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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Endless falling....

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!