[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!