The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power of love

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!