The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to bleed

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!