The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to only tell the truth

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!