The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to spell backwards.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to bleed

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!