The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to snore.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to be phone

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to get older every second

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The power of exact change

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to exist

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!