The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to get STD's

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power of asdfgh

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to have a power

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!