The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!