The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

the power to be invisible, but only at night

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

thee power to not eat but still starve

The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!