The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to be a human

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!