The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!