The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to sleep

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!