the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to snore.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not have power

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!