The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to sleep

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to spell backwards.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power of love

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!