The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to take away your power.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!