The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!