The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to be a human

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!