The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!