the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to sleep

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to spell backwards.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to lose your power at will

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power of love

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The power to only drink liquids

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!