The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the ability to die once you have died

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Find Waldo

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!