The power to shit delicious food.

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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The power to be skillful at everything, but only when need to go to the toilet and you are on the verge of crapping yourself.

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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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the power to be right in an argument with your girlfriend. -tom hall

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The power to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.

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the power to become slightly sticky

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The ability to make dust accumulate on things five times faster than normal

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The ability to compare apples to oranges.

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The ability to write funny pointless superpowers down, but only on paper.

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The power to activate the turn signal of any car passing by.

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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The power to buy every game ever created, but you only have a ps3.

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Grow a new beard every day

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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The power to see through tinted glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!