The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Endless falling....

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!