the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to see through glass

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to not have power

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!