the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to die

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to shit brix

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to not have power

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power of asdfgh

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!