The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to think.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!