The power to wink really fast.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Melting

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!