The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to not have this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!