The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!