The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The ability to smell with your hands

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the power to speak only in binary

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to create another human

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!