The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to be a human

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to see through glass

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!