The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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power to breathe

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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NMR Vision

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to be your self

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!