the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!