Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to think.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!