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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!