The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to create a meme

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to think.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!