The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to create another human

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!