The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!