The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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To stab Djones

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!