The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Ladder hands.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the power to

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!