The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!