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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to never end your .

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to read braile.

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Power to not have any power.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!