Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The power to have no power.

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

the power to run windows on a mac computer

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

the power to have no powers.

the power to see through windows

The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

The power to eat food

The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!