The power to bread toast!

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to shit bicks

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!