The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!