The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

The power to read the TV

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

The power to turn into a tree.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

The power to slow down time while you are at school

WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

The power to see the present.

to power to do the bird is the word

The power to breath underwater only when on land.

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!