The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to see the present.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!