The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!