The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

thumb_up thumb_down -123

The ability to have no abilities.

thumb_up thumb_down -133

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

thumb_up thumb_down -189

The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -197

The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +162

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

thumb_up thumb_down -104

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

thumb_up thumb_down -118

The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

thumb_up thumb_down -118

The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

thumb_up thumb_down -130

the power to reseal bottle caps

thumb_up thumb_down -188

The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

thumb_up thumb_down +153

The pewer to maek typos.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

thumb_up thumb_down -105

The super power to kill yourself at will

thumb_up thumb_down -115

the power to not watch south park

thumb_up thumb_down +182

the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

thumb_up thumb_down +170

The power to have no powers

thumb_up thumb_down +152

the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

thumb_up thumb_down +148

the power of fly... into an airplane

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

thumb_up thumb_down -90

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -112

The power to sleep for one thousand years

thumb_up thumb_down -116

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!