The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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Poop

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The ability to read braile.

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Power to not have any power.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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i like pie.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!