the power to see through water.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power to nit propely

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to have no power.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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power to be an alcohoic

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!